cat lady in paradise!
Dear Tabs,
Καλησπέρα σας κύριε. Πώς είσαι? I hope you’re enjoying your extended stay-cation and the new petsitter. getting lots of good meow time, I hope? I know how you feel about recharging your batteries.
ΔΙΑΦΗΜΙΣΗ
Things are going well on this end. I miss you, of course. I have to say that I haven’t been getting a lot of downtime here on Kauai, because your kitty cousins have kept me incredibly busy. Tortie Girl, TGII, Tabby Mac and Tuxie all send their regards, by the way.
In case you were wondering, yes, I did receive your request for updated profiles on each of the cats for their modeling portfolios. I’ve attached them below. I hope they are up to your standards.
Θερμούς χαιρετισμούς,
ΔΙΑΦΗΜΙΣΗ
Γάτες & μακιγιάζ φούτερ;
$ 42
Ψώνισε τώρα
ΔΙΑΦΗΜΙΣΗ
Karen
Tortie Girl
Tortie Girl
AGE: 3-4? Really, now, a lady never reveals her true age!
HOMETOWN: Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii
CURRENT OCCUPATION: headline entertainer at The barbecue Pits at the Kalapaki Bay Marriott and occasional kitty model for various online publications
THREE WORDS THAT describe YOU: Dainty, bossy, diva
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Sunbathing, hunting chickens and playing hide-and-seek
WHAT YOU hope TO accomplish IN YOUR LIFE: To bring delight to as numerous people as possible. I’m lucky that I get to do this every day at my job!
TGII
TGII, formally known as Tortie girl II
AGE: 3 1/2 and happy of it!
HOMETOWN: Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii
CURRENT OCCUPATION: I’m a cat of all trades. By day, I’m a professional chicken chaser and member of the elite Hide-and-Seek Kitty league of Kauai. By night, I’m the opening act for my sister, Tortie Girl, at The barbecue Pits at the Kalapaki Bay Marriott. In my spare time, I volunteer teaching etiquette to young cats at the TGII charm school for Kittens.
THREE WORDS THAT describe YOU: Outgoing, friendly, sweetheart
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Sleeping on laps, fitness and traveling
WHAT YOU hope TO accomplish IN YOUR LIFE: To explore the island, seek out adventure, and to instruct the lost art of etiquette to as numerous young kittens as possible.
Tabby Mac
Tabby Mac
AGE: 3 1/2
HOMETOWN: Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii
CURRENT OCCUPATION: like my sister, TGII, I like to keep busy. first and foremost, I’m the official taste tester at the Kapalapki Bay Marriot barbecue Pits. I also work in security/loss prevention, patrolling the perimeter of the club day and night to enforce our current reign as the kitty family in residence.
THREE WORDS THAT describe YOU: Handsome, husky, thug
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Eating, staring down strangers with my piercing green eyes, and running…usually away from people
WHAT YOU hope TO accomplish IN YOUR LIFE: To safeguard my tortie sisters by any implies necessary, and to never go hungry, no matter what.
Tuxie
Tuxie
AGE: 2-3
HOMETOWN: Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii
CURRENT OCCUPATION: Lone wolf, scholar, researcher. I’m currently conducting a study on a family of three hotel cats and their marketing strategies. in some cases my aloof nature leads others to think that I’m uninterested, when really, I’m just a sweet, socially awkward cat searching for love.
THREE WORDS THAT describe YOU: Loving, misunderstood, outsider
FAVORITE HOBBIES: people watching, napping and writing my memoirs.
WHAT YOU hope TO accomplish IN YOUR LIFE: even though I delight in my alone time, I would love to someday be able to say that I changed the world, or at least the island, through my scientific pursuits. If you’re interested in helping to fund my research efforts, donations of cat treats and tuna are gladly accepted. Please leave them at The barbecue Pits, care of Tuxie. σας ευχαριστώ.
Your friendly neighborhood charm addicts,
Karen, Tortie Girl, TGII, Tabby Mac and Tuxie
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